Lineup of Sturgis Concerts to Include Justin Bieber

Seeing Won’t be Beliebing Because Justin Bieber’s Motorcycle Rally Debut Ain’t Happenin’

You Won’t Come Down with the Fever on Aug. 9 during the Sturgis Rally!

I want to see which bands the Buffalo Chip really announced!

This Announcement Was an April Fools Joke.

Get ready to crank the badass all the way up to 11, because the one-and-only Justin Bieber is NOT joining the lineup of Sturgis concerts at the Best Party Anywhere™. The international music phenom will NOT be turning bikers into Beliebers on Aug. 9 with an extravagant rock ‘n’ roll spectacle complete with pyrotechnics, a sea of sexy dancers and onstage burnouts performed on his Ducati. The party is over Aug. 8. 

Over the past year, to our knowledge, Bieber did NOT have an infatuation with motorcycle culture that pushed him to undergo a complete transformation as a musician and a man that’s taken him from boy-next-door to ultimate bad-boy rocker. You WON’T be blown away by any new look, attitude or sound he’d potentially be flaunting at the Chip because he WON’T be setting foot anywhere near the legendary Wolfman Jack Stage

“This has really been a big year for me, as far as figuring stuff out. This is almost like a full 180 from how I was,” Bieber stated in his interview in the April issue of Men’s Health Magazine. This quote was real, but completely taken out of context.

Justin Bieber’s talent, bravado and party-intense lifestyle have been making headlines around the globe for the better part of a decade. But could you imagine the headlines if we actually went through with adding him to the lineup at the Best Party Anywhere? Come on, now! 

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I want to see which bands the Buffalo Chip really announced!