SUPER WEIRD traces of occupancy are all that remain on the vacated 600-acre campground and biker entertainment destination known as the Sturgis Buffalo Chip®. The steady hum of V-Twin engines, the pounding thud of high-powered speaker systems and the unrestrained cheers and revs of huge concert crowds partying their faces off indicate the first full week of August has passed and another Sturgis Motorcycle Rally is in the books.
Bikes, cars, campers, trikes, and all sorts of wheeled contraptions and their riders have all headed home, but the same can’t be said for some of the wonderful, crazy and weird sh*t left behind by all the people who raged at the Best Party Anywhere®! Check out what was found.
A whole friggin’ fridge
A non-Led Sled found next to the “Info Bored” at Camp Zero
Hunks “Hot Seat” Wristbands, and, presumably, a few undanced laps
Caution tape. The crime scene had been violated.
A TON of tents and popups in various states of disrepair
A toilet-papered chopper
A bunch of beds
A few places to make yourself comfy
Toiletries and random odds and ends
A skuzzy old tire. Probably switched to Continental. Good call.
Living Deads Beer Pong Table
Regular Beer Pong table
A lovely bunch of coconuts
A freaky tiki torch and some dirty pillows
Swim, Swam, Swum
A Beach Ball with a thing for bondage
Plenty of Pool Floaties
Native and exotic wildlife species
A 2019 Rat’s Hole Mug
Someone lost a $100 bill!
A 3 XL Volbeat Tour Shirt
Some soiled sandals
A cardboard cutout of a guy whose vest reads, “RIP Matt Mackenzie Sturgis 2019.” As near as we can tell, this is Matt in the cutout, and Matt passed away in a motorcycle accident in late July, possibly en route to Sturgis. Godspeed, Matt.
A Nerf Football
Two small wooden mallets
A Bikini Beach marker masterpiece
And a cardboard cutout of this dude, frequently seen partying with the Sailor Jerry crew
Someone call this doll’s designated driver
A sweet lady named Funnessa
Hula-hoop + shower curtain = Homemade Camp Shower?
A real raccoon tail
Shredded Jorts– RIP
Somebody’s Throwin’ Hands
A Patriotic Popsicle Loofah
27 Debit / Credit Cards
9 IDs / Driver’s Licenses
One Harley-Davidson Motorcycle Helmet
Nine Pairs of Glasses
Souvenir Zip Line Photo
A Boatload of Keys
One Harley Boy Cutoff Leather Jacket
Does any of this stuff look familiar? If so, call (605) 347-9000 to search for and log lost and found items.
This nine-day festival of concerts and motorcycle events promises to bring you exciting events like flat track races and live performances from artists like Aerosmith, Willie Nelson, Five Finger Death Punch, Kid Rock, Rob Zombie, Snoop Dogg and many more.
Find out more or get passes to the Best Party Anywhere at www.buffalochip.com and find out why it continues to be one of the most televised festivals in the world.